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It's a matter of ratio, donnie. Ounces of water per square foot of skin.

This video had a Biden campaign ad at the beginning. Awesome.

Lyrics: Well, it's nine o'clock on a Saturday, I'm craving my favorite treat. There's a world out there that's going crazy, But I just want something sweet. I’m the Ice Cream Man, yes, that's who I am, With my cone and a smile so wide. I'll talk 'bout the budget, the war, and inflation, Just give me some fudge on the side. Oh, I once went to Rome, met the Pope, and oh no, Had a little mishap, it’s true. But I laughed it off, with a cone in my hand, Chocolate chip makes everything new. I stumbled on stage, lost my way in a maze, But a sundae can make my day right. Kamala’s running things, and I’m having swings, Of a double scoop delight. I’m the Ice Cream Man, yes, the Ice Cream Man, Eating my way through each spree. When things get tough, I’ve had enough, Chocolate chip therapy! There’s Putin, there’s Xi, saying, "Joe, can't you see?" But my cone, it just melts all the stress. World leaders, they fret, but I don’t break a sweat, With my ice cream, I'm feeling so blessed. Trump’s at the bar, saying, “Joe, you've gone far, But do you know what you've done?” I’m too busy with sprinkles, chocolate wrinkles, World War III? I’m just having fun! I’m the Ice Cream Man, yes, the Ice Cream Man, Eating my way through the blues. So sing me a song, and I’ll sing along, With a scoop, I’ll never lose! People talk, people sigh, say I’m just a nice guy, But my heart beats for only one thing. It’s creamy and sweet, the world’s best treat, Ice cream makes my heart sing! So sing us a song, for the Ice Cream Man, Let’s all have a laugh and delight. The world’s in a spin, but I’ve got my grin, And my chocolate chip tonight!

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Both Biden and this man belong in a retirement home, not the White House. They could be demented roommates

Never thought she had any talent and average looking with a ton of hair extensions

you know things are going well when the AI they're using to write for this channel is more coherent than the guy they're trying to spin as "presidential". I feel like I'm going insane listening to this guy! How are there people that can listen to him and still insist that their beloved emperor's still wearing new clothes? The man could butcher and eat an infant on live television and Fox News would immediately start talking about how the baby deserved it

If it's an anonymous poll, how are you going to send that free coin to people?

I needed a laugh. He speaks gibberish.

You all are concentrating on this Petrie nonsense , as opposed to to concentrating on this presidency rediculious wait till they take you’re right to choose instead lifting your voice smh

Be advised that a green card is not citizenship. So everyone relax........

Lost his mind completely. Imagine voting for that.

Trump said in a interview, Khabib asked him to stop the Ukraine vs Russia war not the Israel vs Gaza war just saying

Music name?

does DJT understand electricity and how it works? A direct current battery does not emit current once in water, and if it did as DJT suggests it does it would also kill the shark? what an idiot he is.

This was too good

Man put this guy in a home already. His brain has completely melted. "It's called rain"

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outro song?

It honestly looks like he was trying to sit down without a chair. Like he forgot where he was. That’s worse than pooping.

Luxuriant hair. He uses the goodest words

If Selena hadn't died. There would be no Jennifer Lopez.

Great job editing out of context, Not subscribing.

I hope this is a parody account. And a washing machine is a completely different appliance from a dishwasher. Trump should be in a nursing home, not running for President.

For 17 years the women of Gaza have lived under Hamas sex apartheid-like so many others across the developing world: forced FGM, Forced Marriage, zero rights. Where were you Karens then? Where is the condemnation of rape as an instrument of terror?

I feel so embarrassed for him.

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how will Porsche silly billys ever recover

Insane as usual

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HE SHIT HIS ARSE

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I'm almost certain he is wearing Pampers at that age.

1 Samsung >>>>> 1000000x apple

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The 107° heat is getting to him

the first video has had a chokehold on me for the past few days man

His 'relationship with MIT'? His Uncle was a professor there. Trump claims that this makes him an expert on nuclear weapons, however his Uncle was an electrical engineering professor whose most famous work was on the use of electrons for the treatment of sewage.

Has khabib heard of trumps Muslim ban of 2016 lol

And there’s not something wrong with this person. He’s a wack-o. Totally makes no sense. And the right believes this snake oil salesman. Cheater, thief, draft dodger, just to name a few of his good qualities.Ha. Our greatest fear is what he does when he loses again. Vote Blue. Rid America of this Con Man Again.

This proves it. We're boned. So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Fake!

I seriously don't think he actually pooped himself but I do find this very funny.

Bean Breath

Hennifer Cropez

Truth 'bomb'

This first commercial was better than the two available now.

80 million votes 🤣

He shouldn't even be in OFFICE.......

Bro is getting hired with this one😂